WISDOM OF DR.SEUSS

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. ~ Lucy Van Pelt

Auugh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get some hot water! Get some disinfectant,get some iodine.~ Lucy Van Pelt

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.~Linus Van Pelt

Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list.~Snoopy

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.~Peanuts

Exercise is a dirty word – Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.~Peanuts

Happiness is a warm puppy.~Lucy Van Pelt

I love mankind, it’s people I can’t stand.~Linus Van Pelt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.~Lucy Van Pelt

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.~ Lucy Van Pelt

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. ~ Sally Brown

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.~ Peanuts

If Santa Claus exists, he’s going to be too good to punish me, even if I am naughty. And if he doesn’t exist, I don’t have to worry, right? – Wrong, but I don’t know where.~Peanuts

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.~Charlie Brown

I’ve developed a new philosophy . . . I only dread one day at a time.~ Charlie Brown

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.~Peanuts

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m Happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?.~Snoopy

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.~ Charlie Brown

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Why me?”, then a voice answers “Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”~Charlie Brown

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”~Charlie Brown

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I’ve just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don’t bite a cat before sundown, I’ll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That’s what is known as real maturity.~ Snoopy

That’s the secret to life . . . replace one worry with another.~ Charlie Brown

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can’t be run away from!~ Linus Van Pelt

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.~Charlie Brown

This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.~ Charlie Brown

To live is to dance, to dance is to live.~ Snoopy

Try not to have a good time . . . This is supposed to be educational.~ Lucy Van Pelt

Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves and then we have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.~ Snoopy

Wouldn’t it be nice if our lives were like VCRS (video recorders), and we could ‘fast forward’ through the crummy times?~ Peanuts